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Thursday January 16, 2025



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  1. When I`m bored, nobody texts me. But as soon as I`m busy, BAM! ... still nobody texts me.
  2. Remember the good old days when making the “duck face” involved 2 Pringles?
  3. Money can`t buy happiness, but I`d rather cry in a Ferrari.
  4. I`m going to hell in every religion!
  5. We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice , but is still single.
  6. ’Friday’ is my second favourite word starting from the letter `F`. :)
  7. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
  8. Sex is like pizza, if you`re going to use bbq sauce you better know what the f*ck you`re doing
  9. I spent yesterday painting some kickass flames on a car. I bet whoever owns it was stoked when they came out of the mall.
  10. I may be crazy but I say if you can`t talk to yourself, who can you talk to.
  11. Not to brag, but my bathroom floor is so clean I can sleep on it. Apparently.
  12. Just so you know, when you repeat what you just said I won`t be listening then either.
  13. Twerking is the crocs of dancing.
  14. If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself.