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1. What is it about paper towels that makes me always want to use more than one?
   
2. I bought a blowup doll today, but I won`t blow her up until tomorrow. I don`t want to seem desperate.
   
3. You’re the reason I wake up everyday... Just kidding I have a job!!
   
4. 50% of people believe s@x is "the connecting of two people`s souls through two people`s bodies, as one." The other 50% are guys
   
5. You took the time to make your minivan look like a reindeer, but you can`t take one second to hit the turn signal an inch from your fingers?
   
6. Yes I am a bad boy ... But your the one that`s going to get spanked.
   
7. Cool things about being a turtle: 1. Born with a free house attached to you 2. Super chill 3. Could potentially mutate into a ninja
   
8. Never judge a girl`s boob size by their jacket.
   
9. Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.
   
10. Can`t believe people still say "pot" it`s not the 70s anymore we call it "saucepan" now
    
11. For over 20 years, I thought Bon Jovi gave love a Band-Aid
    
12. "You`re so cute!" works as a response to anything my girl says 99% of the time when I`m not listening which is 99% of the time.
    
13. If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions
    
14. "I love you unconditionally*." -God *certain terms and conditions apply. See Bible for more details.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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