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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. Steve Jobs is now working with God to make iWife... Beauty with brains and Mute button
  2. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don`t come to work
  3. Only in math problems you can buy 60 watermelons and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
  4. Why does this membership application to the YMCA not have "The Village People" as an option for "How did you hear about us?"
  5. Don`t judge. Maybe I`m conducting a study of the effects of prolonged laziness on a human body. You don`t know.
  6. Who cares, WTF, OMG, so inappropriate, HOLY HELL ! Good LORD, not another selfie...WHOA NELLIE, NO, NO, and HELL NO!!! Me before unfriending someone.
  7. I read my kids a few select facebook statuses before bed, kiss them on their heads, and whisper, "This is why we have to stay in school"
  8. Why Am I Sober? - A Horror Story
  9. I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb.
  10. At a wedding reception I recently attended someone said, "All the married men please stand next to the person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
  11. Our neighbor said he wouldn`t mind me stealing their newspaper if I would at least put a robe on first.
  12. The trouble with jogging is, that by the time you realize you`re not in shape, it`s too far to walk back.
  13. Ohio - High in the middle, and round at the ends.
  14. I`m not ignoring your calls, I just love my ringtone.




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