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Friday January 17, 2025


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  1. I cannot even begin to imagine the conversation that led to the first circumcision.
  2. My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point.
  3. I don`t know who I feel more sorry for.. myself for never being able to find where I parked my car?.. or the poor bastards following me through the parking lot hoping to take my parking space...
  4. When your life flashes before your eyes does that include the black outs? That`d be cool. Like your life but with never before seen footage.
  5. If you see someone wearing camouflage clothing, bump into them. It only takes a second of your time & it makes them feel like it works.
  6. If you`re going take a bathroom picture, at least clean it off. I can`t see anything through all the toothpaste.
  7. Wanna come over for pizza and sex? I`m just kidding ... there`s no pizza.
  8. He won`t let me complain to the neighbors, so I renamed the WiFi to `SHUT YOUR DOG UP, D!CKS`
  9. No matter what life brings you, always take a lesson from your dog.. Kick some grass over that s**t and move on.
  10. You know it`s cold outside when during rush hour you get the mitten instead of the finger.
  11. If you need Facebook to remind you it`s your wife`s birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
  12. I remember the days when I could refer to my knees as right and left. Now I refer to them as the good and bad knee.
  13. Somewhere in the world right now, somebody is buying a house based on its potential for great bathroom selfies.
  14. Adult movies now available in 3D?!? Some thing I just don`t want to see flying at my face.




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