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Sadly no matter how hard you try, you can`t mail a fart. Too bad though, because this would actually make paying Bills a lot more fun.
Ladies - I am still available as a great last minute Christmas gift!
Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?
You know how people dread going to the dentist? I feel that way about getting out of bed.
The hardest thing about returning to work after a long weekend is remembering to fart quietly.
No need to thank me for accepting your friend request. We`ll both regret it soon enough.
The fastest way to get someone to call you back is to take a shower.
If you didn’t want me stopping by for cake, you shouldn`t have advertised your birthday with balloons & banner on your mailbox.
We all have that one person we forever regret giving our phone number to.
When I order pizza online and there’s a “Notes” box I put “Ring bell, Cross moat, SLAY DRAGON”
Saw a boat with a sign that read "For Sale" so I added the missing "-ing"......Idiots can`t spell...
I hate it when I have guests at my house and they ask "Do you have a bathroom?" No, we poop in the yard.
7.1 billion people in the world. 0 willing to lower their standards and date me.