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Friday January 17, 2025


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  1. She might be ugly now, but wait a few more drinks.
  2. Whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell. Like, hey you, I love you so much, I`m gonna get the government involved so you can`t leave.
  3. Why can`t I get service in my own home, but the god damn Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan!?
  4. A walk of shame is always sad. Don`t make it worse by adding the sound of Flip flops to it.
  5. Only in America: We have a holiday devoted to gratitude & then less than 12 hrs later beat the sh!t out of each other for a $10 crockpot.
  6. Girls are like roads, the more curves, the more dangerous they are.
  7. I have a tremendous sex drive ... My girlfriend lives 25 miles away.
  8. If people rode their spouses like they did their brakes the divorce rate would drop drastically.
  9. Sorry for nicking your car with my door, but you didn`t leave much room. It`s small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it.
  10. Using Romeo & Juliet to express how in love you are is like using Hamlet to show how close and well adjusted your family life is.
  11. I don`t blame Monday. I blame Saturday for not matching my Powerball numbers
  12. Sometimes you just have to logout...
  13. I am the type to fart in a crowded train and get just as upset as everyone else.
  14. The best time to re-examine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial.




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