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Friday January 17, 2025


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  1. Can`t wait to be full of Christmas beer! I mean cheer. No, I definitely mean beer.
  2. I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn`t reach very far.
  3. My death bed confession is going to be epic!
  4. Something I will never understand: Why it’s acceptable for people to be idiots but not acceptable for me to point it out.
  5. Not to brag but my new mistress is a lingerie model. OK, fine. A mannequin. But she doesn`t talk much and I like that.
  6. No PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on Facebook.
  7. Bad news, guys. Throwing a cat through a wall doesn`t make a funny, cat-shaped hole
  8. The mind is like a parachute .... It doesn`t work if it isn`t open.
  9. *Australian accent* Notice the wife in her natural habitat shaming the male husband species into doing what she wants!
  10. Why do we only crave what`s bad for us? Alcohol, deep fried food, sex with strangers. You never hear anyone say "I`d kill for some salad"
  11. What do the letters DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association
  12. I`m the type of person who goes out to a restaurant and orders a veggie burger with cheese and bacon on it.
  13. Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious
  14. I sent off for some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested it would be in my best interest that I just start over.




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