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1. I need me a pretty girl with an ugly girl personality
   
2. Hair growing from my ears and nostrils doesn`t mean I`m getting old, right? Means I`m turning into a werewolf! Right?
   
3. If a bra is called an `over the shoulder bolder holder`, then what would you call men underwear? Under the butt nut hut
   
4. The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller.
   
5. I don`t need to go to church in order to feel ashamed of myself on Sunday morning.
   
6. The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what`s inside.
   
7. If you`re a girl and you drink Vodka... there`s a high probability, I love you.
   
8. Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.
   
9. If a tree falls on your Ex in the woods, and no one hears it, still get rid of the chainsaw just in case.
   
10. You know when you’re exercising and feel like you could keep going and going? That’s happening to me, only with beer.
    
11. This hot fudge sundae hasn`t killed me so it must be making me stronger.
    
12. Bran flakes. Helping pants fit better for over 100 years.
    
13. Work is one long game of back and forth emails with cleverly disguised f*ck you`s.
    
14. You know that look women get when they want sex ? ..........me neither.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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