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Friday January 17, 2025


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  1. I met a woman on a dating site that said she was high maintenance when I finally saw her it looked more like she was in need of major repairs
  2. My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save.
  3. A dog running a hundred miles to retrieve a stick? That`s pretty far-fetched.
  4. Just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet to see which comes first. I`ll keep you posted.
  5. My face is a 4, my personality is a 6, so basically, I`m a 10.
  6. My wife and I use the pull-out method of birth control where we pull out our phones and ignore each other every night.
  7. My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freaking early. Every...Single...Morning...
  8. "But why?" - Me at weddings
  9. I`d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
  10. If I’m not eating I’m most likely not happy.
  11. You mellennials and your obsession with public healthcare, back in my day we just died!
  12. I have found my sleep number and it is eleven, eleven beers.
  13. If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I`d never be bored again.
  14. I end a sentence with `just saying` because ending with `dumba$$` would be offensive.




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