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1. I wonder what "don`t touch" is in Braille.
   
2. Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
   
3. Wife is painting the upstairs bedrooms. It`s not in my nature to sit still while she slaves away so I went up and complained about the color
   
4. I took a sexual harassment course this afternoon.... I think I am going to be pretty good at it.
   
5. Step One: Always have a solid alibi.
   
6. I think every Taco Bell value meal should be called a "Number 2".
   
7. You know that 200-foot high expansion bridge you drove over today? Just remember that it was built by the lowest bidder.
   
8. I wonder if there are birds that prefer not to sing in the morning and that just roll around in their nests until noon.
   
9. Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that
   
10. I`m not funny, I`m just really mean and people think I`m joking.
    
11. My house has really let itself go.
    
12. Doctor: How`s your headache? Me: She`s out of town.
    
13. The awkward moment when you realise you’re wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway.
    
14. Bands who can`t afford a smoke machine should hire my girlfriend to cook at their concert
    
    
    
    
    
    

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