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1. I may contain scenes of violence, nudity and foul language.
   
2. I’ve had no formal martial arts training, but I know for a fact the Power Rangers are wasting too much energy on unnecessary summersaults
   
3. Driving with your gas tank door open is the equivalent to having your zipper down.
   
4. Ahhhh, bad credit…the best identity theft protection.
   
5. They should put Prince on the $20 bill and call it $19.99... It`s "The bill formerly known as a twenty."
   
6. It`s 2014, people. Isn`t it about time we put an end to all this `wake up in the morning and go to work` nonsense?
   
7. That very akward moment when Shakirah`s hips lie!
   
8. My neighbors wifi isn`t working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?
   
9. It`s actually the voices outside my head that bothers me the most.
   
10. Nothing hides your feelings like the backspace key.
    
11. Apparently, "Giant ones" is not the appropriate response to the question, "What are the steps you would take in the event of an emergency?"
    
12. Five second rule? Pfft. What`s the point of having an immune system if you`re not going to use it?
    
13. Liven up any boring conversation by telling people you have a glass eye and then watch them try and figure out which one it is.
    
14. Here`s a crazy trick to avoid looking fat in pictures: Lose weight.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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