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1. I wonder what “don’t touch” is in Braille....
   
2. If my smartphone was so smart, then why it can`t do my math homework
   
3. I pay $200 a month for car insurance, I`ll run all the red lights I want
   
4. I stepped on the scale today. Not to get my weight. I just couldn`t reach the cookies in the cupboard.
   
5. Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
   
6. Psychology — Even trying to spell it correctly screws with your head.
   
7. My New Year`s Resolution is to stop making late decisions.
   
8. The phrase "Don`t take this the wrong way." has a zero percent success rate.
   
9. Apparently dyslexia is not a good excuse for driving 53 in a 35.
   
10. How many decades of knowing someone before it`s rude to ask what their name is?
    
11. Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I am going to the liquor store and I`m scared that it`s closed.
    
12. Saw some girl pull up to her mailbox, open her door & then fall entirely out of her car while reaching for the mail ... JK ...It was me.
    
13. I only use the outdoors to get to another indoors.
    
14. Beautiful people are more beautiful when surrounded by ugly people
    
    
    
    
    
    

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