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1. Pandas are proof that if you have a cute enough outfit no one will call you fat.
   
2. Feeling tired as you struggle to get through the day? There`s a nap for that.
   
3. On a scale of Doopers, you`re pretty Super.
   
4. That awkward moment when both your knees are bruised, but all you did was gardening
   
5. A simple "good morning beautiful" text could make any girl smile for the whole day. ..but knocking on the bathroom window first to ask her number sort of ruins it for some reason.
   
6. I maybe wrong but I doubt it.
   
7. Dating should be like buying a car. You should get to talk to the previous owners... SHOW ME THE MANFAX!!
   
8. One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers.
   
9. I attend weddings simply to hear them two beautiful words that bring so many happy people together...."Open Bar!!"
   
10. My family is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you`re gonna get but you can be sure there are gonna be some nuts in there somewhere.
    
11. I wish I could match my dog`s excitement to go outside.
    
12. Is it yoga if you wear sweatpants all day and then hunch over the garbage can as you eat a burrito?
    
13. If the shoe fits, buy it.
    
14. If you get pulled over, ignore the cop and tell him that your mommy told you not to talk to strangers.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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