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1. Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,...Why don`t you ever smile in my pictures?
   
2. I got married so that I can be autocorrected even when my phone is off.
   
3. Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant alot has changed... Like my name, address and telephone number.
   
4. Four words that I never want to hear: we`re out of beer
   
5. Dude, I can`t post AND know when the light turns green. I`m pretty, not magical.
   
6. I`m not saying I hate you, but I`d unplug your life support to charge my phone.
   
7. Somewhere in America, a woman has a baby every 47 minutes. We`ve got to find this woman and stop her!
   
8. "I`m not drunk" - Biggest Friday Night Lie.
   
9. Sometimes I just open up the cabinet and let the Tupperware hit me in the face on purpose.
   
10. Over the weekend I pulled a muscle getting off the couch to fetch more Doritos.
    
11. The best part of my divorce was how I woke up and I hadn`t done anything wrong
    
12. A police officer came up to me yesterday and asked , "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "kindergarten".
    
13. Weekends r like d salary.. It takes a lot to get thr, & whn it finally does, it`s over in no time ;) - aa
    
14. What kind of downward spiral would cause a person to "like" cream cheese on Facebook?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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