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1. Why would I ever pay to go to a NASCAR event when I could get drunk beside the interstate and cheer for cars for free?
   
2. I`m running low on funny but I have plenty of sexy left.
   
3. Gatorade always has athletes in their commercials sweating and working hard. They really should target their real consumer. A Fat guy on the couch nursing a hangover. Is it in you?
   
4. I walked into a bar in my pirate suit and a ships wheel in my pants.... The bartender asked... "Why do you have a wheel in your pants"? I replied "Argh.. it`s driving me nuts".
   
5. you know why maths is unhappy? because it got so many problems.
   
6. If life gives you lemons make grape juice than lay back and watch people wondering how you did it;)
   
7. Cheers, to judging people who spell words wrong in their statuses.
   
8. Deep down I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
   
9. Life Tip: Hang out with people who make you forget to look at your phone.
   
10. Wait, carjacking doesn`t mean masturbating in my vehicle? Then no, I didn`t get arrested for carjacking.
    
11. "Hi, I`m here to ruin your life" - Social media
    
12. You know what the trouble about real life is? There`s no danger music.
    
13. Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean. Mostly against walls, tables, chairs, bars, floors & occasionally, weirdos ..
    
14. You wanna know where I`m ticklish? Hawaii.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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