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1. If you watch COPS backwards it`s just a bunch of people overcoming miraculous obstacles to win free drugs
   
2. You lied....you don`t have a Klondike Bar do ya?
   
3. Hi, you`ve reached my voicemail. Send me a text like a normal person.
   
4. I’m giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails.
   
5. It’s fun to pull someone’s leg… but don’t ever pull their finger.
   
6. I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
   
7. If you can`t remember my name, just say `donuts`.... I`ll turn around and look.
   
8. The wet spot in my bed is tears
   
9. I did not mean to hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I just figured you already knew.
   
10. Whenever I watch the TV show Friends, I imagine I`m the seventh friend, Dirk, who just stays home while all his friends do stuff without him.
    
11. I was pretty disappointed when my boss said we can`t do throw-back Thursday, or bring tequila shots to work
    
12. 3 Things you need to know: Yes I Have. Yes I Can. Yes I will.
    
13. Whoever said "What goes around, comes around", never passed around a bag of Doritos......................
    
14. I´m thankful for Facebook. Before, I would just scream out my thoughts to anyone who would listen.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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