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Sunday December 29, 2024


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  1. SINGLE GUYS: Nervous about flirting with a woman? Just remember: they`re smart, confident, and aware they don`t need us, so yeah, you should be worried.
  2. How do blind people know when to stop wiping their asses
  3. Driving with your gas tank door open is the equivalent to having your zipper down.
  4. I`m beginning to think the only reason I buy bananas is to watch them die a painful death on my counter.
  5. Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it`s wide use three fingers, make sure it`s wet and rub up and down. Yep that`s how you wash a cup.
  6. The best part about Valentine`s Day is that tomorrow is Friday.
  7. If I pat you on the back, there`s a 99% chance that I`m only using you as a napkin
  8. PRO TIP: If you see a woman crying, never ask if its because of her hair.
  9. I still remember when everyone wanted their phone to be smaller. Now that we can watch porn on them, everyone wants them bigger.
  10. I`ve never watched a clown apply makeup but I imagine the process is similar to that of a Kardashian.
  11. Dear math, please stop asking us to find your x. She`s not coming back. And we don`t no y either.
  12. What are the words I`m looking for? Oh yeah...Eat sh!t and die.
  13. One way to find out if you`re old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you`re young, if they panic, you`re old.
  14. Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what if, for example, I`m bored of paying for things




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