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1. If someone is jogging at 7am on a Sunday - it`s because they`ve just killed someone right?
   
2. I try to avoid things that make me look fat, like scales, mirrors and photographs!
   
3. My greatest fear is standing on stage in front of millions while my Google search history is read aloud...
   
4. I have a land line just so that I still have the option to slam the phone down when I angrily hang up on someone.
   
5. I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
   
6. You’re not in a serious relationship until he leaves you in a room alone with his phone.
   
7. A boob job sounds like the best job in the world.
   
8. Vegans think they will live longer than us, but they don`t realize they are 100 times more likely to be murdered mid conversation.
   
9. I only use elevators for one thing. Surprise group hugs
   
10. okay it was me..... I did it ..... I let the dogs out
    
11. The only reason I keep people`s phone numbers in my phone is to avoid their calls..
    
12. Whoever convinces blind people that they need sunglasses,, is one heck of a salesman....
    
13. Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he’ll probably be like, “Hey, remember when you used to just give me fish?”
    
14. Apparently, driving past police cars while drinking water from an old vodka bottle isn`t `funny` and is technically `wasting` police time
    
    
    
    
    
    

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