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1. It`s pretty stupid the way mornings have to come every morning.
   
2. Just once I`d like someone to call me "sir" without having to add "you need to calm down or we`re going to have to ask you to leave"
   
3. You don`t have to like me, I`m not a Facebook status.
   
4. Perhaps your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others
   
5. When we give each other a thumbs up, it`s our way of mocking every other animal on earth.
   
6. Empty your medicine cabinet and put another mirror in there. Scares the hell out of snooping house guests.
   
7. I walked into SeaWorld with a fishing pole once. I gotta tell ya, those security guards can really run.
   
8. Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry.
   
9. People who describe things as “better than sex” are having the wrong kind of sex.
   
10. "There is a policeman in here and he will ARREST YOU." Things I say to my kids when we`re in public.
    
11. if your looking for love sorry to disappoint you im already in a relationship with fun and freedom. :-)
    
12. Thanks for sharing your moon with me on Instagram. We don`t have a moon where I live.
    
13. I hate it when I fill my blowup doll with helium and then she plays hard to get...
    
14. Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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