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Saturday December 28, 2024


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  1. My train of thought likes to circle around the station a few times, take some wrong turns, and end up totally lost.
  2. "IT`S A BOY" I shouted, tears rolling down my face "I DON`T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!" It was at that moment I chose never to visit Thailand again.
  3. I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not?
  4. I wish I could use Shazam to identify people when I cant remember their name.
  5. Wine doesn`t have many vitamins. That`s why you have to drink a lot of it.
  6. I’m late for a disappointment.
  7. Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
  8. Answering my phone and saying... FBI fraud division. Has really cut down on the telemarketers.
  9. My life has a great cast, but I can’t really figure out the plot.
  10. Why don`t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma
  11. I didn`t have access to Facebook for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 17 books and showered.
  12. The number of red lights you will hit while driving are directly proportional to how bad you have to pee.
  13. I refuse to celebrate Earth Day until Wind & Fire are recognized.
  14. People who enjoy life, rarely have a flat stomach.




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