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1. Sometimes you run into people who change your life forever ... Bartenders, they are called bartenders.
   
2. Make any conversation awkward by pulling out and starting a stopwatch without saying why you’re doing it.
   
3. Remember way back when the only thing that was annoying on your feed were game requests?
   
4. Roses are red, dead ones are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
   
5. It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches — and it doesn’t matter if it is Visa or MasterCard
   
6. I`m going to start looking for the good in all people I meet this year. Except for the a$$holes.
   
7. I`m not lazy. I`m just highly motivated to not do anything.
   
8. The first guy who persuaded a blind guy to wear sunglasses, must have been a hell of a salesman.
   
9. I’m not sure why, but to me Cheerios sound like the happiest of all circular shaped cereals.
   
10. The problem with alcohol is that... it wears off.
    
11. I copied and pasted your pic of what you ate...and got MORE "likes" than you did. :P
    
12. that awkward moment when you`re alone somewhere and trying to take a picture of yourself.
    
13. At any given time my wallet is worth more than its contents.
    
14. People who go to the store and buy the single roll of toilet paper must not have an optimistic view of their life expectancy.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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