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1. Happy people don`t take long showers.
   
2. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
   
3. Chuck E. Cheese is just a casino for little kids.
   
4. Knowing sign language is a handy skill when it comes to identifying schizophrenics at famous people`s funerals.
   
5. House cleaning would go a lot faster if the spray bottles made laser gun sounds
   
6. When I was your age we had to open all doors by ourselves ... None of them knew we were coming.
   
7. Time to get out of bed and worry from another location.
   
8. The difference between cheating on your wife and cheating on your taxes is if you tell the truth, the IRS still wants to f*ck you.
   
9. I don`t have to run faster than the lion. I just have to run faster than you.
   
10. Life is so hard when you have twenty TV shows to watch.
    
11. In the 60`s we took LSD to make the world look wierd. Now the world is weird and we take Prozac to make it look normal.
    
12. It usually only takes about five minutes into any conversation I’m having before people start shaking their head and quoting the bible.
    
13. DO NOT expect a "Bless You" after your 3rd sneeze. Get that sh!t under control.
    
14. If there`s anything I`ve learned in my 27 years, it`s to never admit your real age.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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