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Saturday December 28, 2024


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  1. You never really know someone until you break up with them. If they don’t go crazy and try to kill you than maybe you should give them a second chance.
  2. A synonym is a word you use when you can`t remember how to spell the other word.
  3. Still waiting for the day I can illegally download groceries
  4. I wish I could use Shazam to identify people when I cant remember their name.
  5. Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate.
  6. I accidentally shoveled the sidewalk all the way to the bar again.
  7. Camping is fun if you`re into pretending that you`re homeless.
  8. I dreamt that was dreaming, and then someone woke me up and told me I was dreaming but it turned out I had only dreamed that so I went back to sleep in my dream, all upset that my dream that I was dreaming was interrupted by another dream....hahahahaha.....whoa, need to lay off the Red Bull.
  9. Please, please don`t be a bitch to me. Because then I`ll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.
  10. What do bats eat that makes their sh!t our standard for crazy?
  11. Don’t bother looking up “impose.” It’s next to impossible.
  12. The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they`re going to be when you kill them.
  13. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects. Good times.
  14. I used to be so broke when homeless people saw me coming by they would hide their change cups.




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