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Saturday December 28, 2024


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  1. If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?
  2. Just put my money where my mouth is. Pennies taste disgusting.
  3. It`s so hard to find obedient minions
  4. When people start praying before a meal, I close my eyes and imagine how far I could throw a potato if I really put my heart into it.
  5. Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...
  6. Don`t blame the holidays, you were fat in August.
  7. Why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo? Who has hair on their shoulders? Who`s shampooing their shoulder hair? ... please come forward.
  8. Every time I stop making bad decisions, I get more and more boring.
  9. I think you know you’ve got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a porn bonanza in your address bar.
  10. Dear Fork, I understand that we haven`t spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon
  11. If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end call, we would all have no friends.
  12. I like to reward myself for getting up on time by laying in bed for another 20 minutes.
  13. Dear Diary, the ugly woman at the bank cut in front of me today." Woman: "EXCUSE ME?!" [whispers]"Dear Diary, I think she can hear me."
  14. Dear small line of dirt that wont go in the dustpan… Screw you.




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