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1. Haters are my motivators(:
   
2. When a bird bangs into your window, do you wonder if God is playing angry birds
   
3. I don’t just say crazy things on the internet, I do that in real life too.
   
4. I wish the media and politicians would stop jumping to delusions.
   
5. Fact: 96% of all arguments end with somebody saying “Google that shit!”
   
6. Live life to its fullest even if that means eating everything in the fridge
   
7. Why are people with BAD breath always wanting to tell me a secret?
   
8. Sometimes there just aren’t enough curse words.
   
9. I might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery the odds are about the same
   
10. My life has a surprising lack of dance battles.
    
11. After a night of heavily drinkin` there`s one thing I can`t stand...and that`s up.
    
12. I am hungry 25 hours a day
    
13. Are you bored? Go to someone`s Facebook wall, Scroll down 4 months and like something.
    
14. Conserve energy: How would you feel if someone turned you on and then left?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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