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Wednesday January 01, 2025


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  1. Every woman in this world is beautiful...........except for the ugly ones!
  2. I’m sorry I’m late. I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the f**k he was protecting his eyes from.
  3. If you blow out the kid`s Birthday candles at enough parties, people will just stop inviting you to them.
  4. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
  5. I don`t know why beer companies bother with an expiration date. It`s never going to make it anywhere near that.
  6. I need to stop making things more complicated than they need to be. I`m adding that to my bucket Power Point presentation.
  7. I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.
  8. I just found love.....its on page 369 in dictionary
  9. Saw my ex with another guy at a bar last night. So I ordered a beer, took a few sips, walked over to their table, gave her date the rest of my drink and walked away... #leftovers
  10. Marriage: where all the excitement, laughter and sex is gone but she’s still there.
  11. I`m not worried about the zombie apocalypse that is coming. I`m worried about the fcuktard apocalypse that is here right now.
  12. Don’t ever laugh in the bathroom it will make people think ur playing with yourself
  13. Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed and it was....GREAT!
  14. I sneak alcohol into work because I`m a problem solver.




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