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1. It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
   
2. Chocolate is a flavor of milk, and milk is a flavor of chocolate.
   
3. Surly not EVERYBODY was Kung-Foo fighting?
   
4. I may be crazy, but crazy is better than stupid.
   
5. I suspect my gravestone will have a pretty serious urine discoloration not long after I`m gone.
   
6. I maybe wrong but I doubt it.
   
7. I`m growing a mullet to test our friendship.
   
8. I take so many things with a grain of salt that I`m surprised I don`t have high blood pressure.
   
9. I`m proud to announce that I`m still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don`t know we`re racing.
   
10. Example of the difference between `You`re`and `Your`: 1. "You`re nuts" = "You are nuts" 2. "Your nuts" = "What about my nuts?"
    
11. Sorry I`m late, I didnt want to come
    
12. I think my other three stove burners are becoming jealous of front-right.
    
13. I’m jealous of a book character for having sex with another character but sure come ask my advice about your marriage.
    
14. I can either be on time or wearing pants. Pick one.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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