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1. Sometimes knowing exactly where you are does not make you any less lost.
   
2. That awkward moment when you try to zoom in on Instagram and remember that you’re an idiot.
   
3. Your license plate should be your phone number... So when you drive like a dumbass, I can let you know about it.
   
4. My definition of" Armed and Dangerous" is: a pissed off wife with a bottle of wine, and the credit cards.
   
5. People say there are plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish.
   
6. Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?
   
7. On a scale of one to crazy, how many cats do you have?
   
8. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you have tits. Simple as that
   
9. TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
   
10. Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.
    
11. I thought an emu was when you sent someone a cow via cyber mail.
    
12. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like CRAP ... until you have something someone else needs
    
13. I hate spelling errors so much. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined....
    
14. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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