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1. Huge spoiler here ... Did you know Dave is actually NOT the real father of Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.
   
2. In post apocalyptic movies everyone wears leather ... but there are no cows.
   
3. Such a relief when things I`ve been meaning to do become things I meant to do but now it`s too late.
   
4. The Great Wall of China has brought more foreigners than it has kept out.
   
5. I`ll be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab!
   
6. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
   
7. Upside to hurricanes... you might get a free boat delivered to your front yard.
   
8. It`s just adorable how the Liquor Store cashier always wishes me a good week as if I won`t be back tomorrow.
   
9. I hate it when someone starts to tell me something, then says "Never Mind".
   
10. Whenever I delete an App on my iPhone, The shaking icons make me feel like they`re all panicked over who`s getting deleted.
    
11. Trust me... You don`t want my undivided attention.
    
12. After a night of heavy drinkin’ there’s one thing I can’t stand… and that’s up.
    
13. Why is it called Boob Sweat and not Humiditties?
    
14. I procrastinate so much I’ll probably put off death and never die.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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