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1. Five years ago my boss asked me where I wanted to be in five years. I finally know the answer: Not Here
   
2. Alway be nice to anyone that has full access to your toothbrush.
   
3. Ever notice how the automatic flush sensors in public restrooms kinda look like hidden cameras?
   
4. You want to piss off a woman? Hide one shoe.
   
5. Don`t give me a sec, give me lots of secs.
   
6. Weird how “news” and “fact checking” are treated like two separate concepts these days.
   
7. Does Starbucks have an express lane if your order is 10 words or less?
   
8. If I look tired at the end of the day, it`s because I just spent eight solid hours looking busy.
   
9. i make the other half of the Oreo watch.
   
10. The trouble with living alone is that it`s always my turn to do dishes.
    
11. Some guy waved to me and then walked up and said, “Sorry, I thought you were someone else.” .... I said, “I am.”
    
12. Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte
    
13. Letting my dad play Angry Birds on my iPad is like showing a caveman fire.
    
14. Things ain`t nobody got time for: That
    
    
    
    
    
    

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