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1. If you got up this morning and ran straight to fb i am 100% POSITIVE its because you missed me.
   
2. I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I`m an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It`s because I`m poor.
   
3. My roommate is on a date and said he`s convinced she`s coming home with him tonight. I`ve covered his room in Justin Bieber posters. Now we wait.
   
4. Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. "You guys look like dumb idiots lol" says one Chinese guy
   
5. My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook.
   
6. If you`re going take a bathroom picture, at least clean it off. I can`t see anything through all the toothpaste.
   
7. Dating a single mother is like pressing continue on some one elses saved game
   
8. Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person`s confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it.
   
9. If I had to describe myself with one word it would be "Doesn`t understand directions".
   
10. If the shoe fits . . . buy one in every color
    
11. Somethings are best unsaid but my brain to mouth filter has never worked right.
    
12. Sobriety is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency.
    
13. Do you ever look through old pictures and wonder, “Where the hell did that shirt go?”
    
14. When I was a kid...no wait, I still do that.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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