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1. I`m thinking of changing my voicemail to the following: "If you have reached this recording, please hang up and text me."
   
2. I asked my kid “do you know why we have a Thanksgiving holiday?” He said, “Sure! It’s so we know when to start Christmas shopping!”
   
3. FYI: The signs that say "Falling Rocks"....I tried it.....it doesn`t.
   
4. Roses are red, dead ones are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
   
5. He was like, `We`re all slowly dying` So I was like, `WRONG` and I threw him in front of a moving bus.
   
6. Poetry would be a lot harder if violets were orange.
   
7. The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
   
8. Not to get technical… but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
   
9. 1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? - top 3 things on my mind when I`m in a conversation
   
10. I don`t understand fat poor people. What are you eating? Broken hopes and dreams?
    
11. awkward moment when the dentist is talking to you with his hands on your mouth
    
12. I just watched Back to the Future Part II and not once did I see a person walking around staring at their smartphone.
    
13. The light does go out in the fridge ... Now I have to wait for someone to let me out.
    
14. I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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