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1. What a terrible day. I`m going to drive through puddles & splash pedestrians to make myself feel better,
   
2. Watching a funny movie after watching a scary one too try to reduce the risk of nightmares.
   
3. Don`t judge if you don`t know me. Unless you`re making my pizza & you say "This guy looks like he wants extra cheese" then please do..
   
4. I don`t always agree with everything I say. :)
   
5. You`d think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now.
   
6. You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent ? That’s why I never take baths...
   
7. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
   
8. Girl says to her Blonde friend, I slept with a Brazilian man last night. The Blonde replies: OMG you SLUT! How many is a Brazilian??
   
9. “How are feeling today?” is a polite reminder that you were a mess the night before.
   
10. If you are alone and feeling lonely, fart. Someone always walks in after you fart.
    
11. People who eat grapes are impatient alcoholics
    
12. My doctor said I need to workout with dumb-bells. Would any of you like to go jogging with me?
    
13. Most people are lucky they can’t hear what I’m thinking.
    
14. I always ask my waitress to name everything that comes in the salad then I respond “OK perfect, I want a cheeseburger with none of that on it.”
    
    
    
    
    
    

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