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1. During the summer months, be sure to dress for the body you have. Not the body you want.
   
2. This salad is delicious, probably because it`s a donut.
   
3. The closer you are to the toilet, the harder it is to hold it in.
   
4. Good news: I can still do a full split! Bad news: It wasn`t on purpose!
   
5. Me:"I had a dream about you." Girlfriend:"Awwwwww." Me:"Yeah, you died."
   
6. My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him an XBOX game for his Playstation.
   
7. I have a stalker. Everywhere I go, she`s always there, 10 paces ahead of me...
   
8. Every Chrysler commercial should begin with them apologizing for the PT Cruiser.
   
9. I can`t afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring
   
10. Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great
    
11. Good for you, people that do things.
    
12. My daughter said, "You`re the best mommy ever!" I`m really proud that she`s learning sarcasm at such a young age.
    
13. I just realized that I haven`t done the "Hockey Pokey" in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it`s all about.
    
14. A new study has found that men have a hard time reading women`s facial expressions. Main reason? They usually aren`t looking at her face.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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