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1. In my defense, your honor, he had the keyboard clicking sound on his phone turned on.
   
2. The only problem with using the treadmill is that you can`t run from your own farts.
   
3. There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.
   
4. You know your phone can take pictures of other people too right? Just checking.
   
5. Caterpillars have the ideal life. They eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.
   
6. My ex girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a f*cking b!tch all the time.
   
7. I bet Waldo`s parents are worried sick.
   
8. If it wasn’t for profanity, I wouldn’t be a pro at anything.
   
9. Bowling is my favorite sport because you don`t have to run and there`s beer five feet away.
   
10. If you think my status updates are ridiculous you should see my life choices
    
11. It really pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script.
    
12. My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.
    
13. Whenever I hear someone say “STOP” my brain says “Hammer Time”
    
14. Most of happiness just comes from staying away from idiots.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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