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Saturday December 28, 2024


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  1. My neighbors complained about all the loud sex they are hearing from my house. So now I have to buy some headphones for my computer.
  2. I don’t hate you, I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
  3. HA! If you think I`M crazy you should meet ME!
  4. A fun way to give your man a little scare is to ask him, "Do you know what tomorrow is?" and watch the panic set in.
  5. Went to the virgin islands, now they are just the islands.
  6. I`m a beer enthusiast. The more beer I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.
  7. The person before me got $0.57 worth of gas. My day doesn’t seem so bad now.
  8. May your Labor Day contain no Labor!
  9. iPhone 6: For people who don`t mind holding an iPad up to their ear.
  10. If you`re not employed by the Secret Service, there is absolutely no reason to have a Bluetooth on your ear.
  11. The Internet: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head.
  12. Hate it when I feel my phone vibrate in my pocket and it’s not even in there.
  13. Word of the day is bishop: My aunt fell down the stairs and I had to pick the bishop.
  14. I just slid off the couch and lay on the floor for a while and eventually sat up without using my hands, is that a yoga class?




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