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1. You guys can laugh at my cargo pants all you want, but I just walked out of Taco Bell with 350 sauce packets.
   
2. I got on-line to check the weather...That was 12 years ago.
   
3. Girls don`t dress for boys, they dress for themselves... If girls dressed for boys, they`d just walk around naked all the time.
   
4. Some people should use a glue stick instead of a chap stick.
   
5. The best part about living in a small town is when I don`t know what I`m doing, someone else does.
   
6. If I had to choose between Star Wars and Star Trek, I`d probably choose vodka.
   
7. I bought a Tempurpedic mattress just so that I’d have an excuse to go to sleep with a giant glass of wine every night.
   
8. I`m just a boy...standing in front of a girl...asking her to lov.....aw who am I trying to fool. I just want in your pants.
   
9. You`re an intellectual who doesn`t read books? I completely understand because I`m an athlete that rarely moves.
   
10. The only idea worse than New Coke was brown toilet paper...
    
11. For someone who can`t put on a pair of socks without falling over, I sure do manage to get a lot done every day.
    
12. They say laughter is the best medicine... found out that`s not true for treating diarrhea.
    
13. Girl: What color are my eyes? Guy: 34D.
    
14. Avoid hangovers: stay drunk ;)
    
    
    
    
    
    

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