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1. The high cost of livin ain`t nothin like the cost of livin high
   
2. First the Jerk cut me off in traffic, then stole my parking space, then his stupid car got paint all over my key!
   
3. I saw a piece of chewing gum in the urinal today and thought, boy that must have been really painful.
   
4. A “buttload” of underwear would be exactly one pair.
   
5. Mom: How are your grades this semester? Me:.... Mom:.... Me: Mother what`s important is that we have our health
   
6. If I wasn`t supposed to have vodka for breakfast they shouldn`t have made it taste so good with orange juice.
   
7. Velcro is a ripoff
   
8. Always finish your beer. There`s sober kids in Africa.
   
9. Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
   
10. If people winked in real life as much as they do in texts, the world would be a really creepy place.
    
11. If history has taught us anything, it`s that reheated french fries are gross.
    
12. I`m uncomfortable sharing my feelings with you but completely comfortable standing next to a complete stranger while urinating. - Guys.
    
13. When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. And that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage.
    
14. It`s kind of creepy that you noticed me staring at you.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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