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1. People reckon I´m too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they´re stupid).
   
2. It`s hard to make your coffee when you haven`t had your coffee.
   
3. Why can`t I get service in my own home, but the god damn Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan!?
   
4. You drink too much, swear too much and your morals are questionable. You’re everything I’ve ever wanted in a friend.
   
5. I wonder how many people die each year from lifeguards running in slow motion?
   
6. When googling something, I always use Caps Lock so that the people from Google know it`s urgent.
   
7. Dear Santa: I have been good for the past week or so. Lets just focus on that.
   
8. You know what`s the best part about waking up early? Nothing, it sucks!
   
9. I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb.
   
10. We all have that one friend that needs to learn how to whisper.
    
11. Just once I would like to see a liars pants actually catch on fire
    
12. Walmart needs observation decks.
    
13. Let’s just call a vacation what it is: the opportunity to live like an alcoholic for a little while.
    
14. These Jehovah`s Witnesses are getting creative. They are now knocking on my door dressed as cops saying they have a warrant.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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