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1. GF: Does this dress make my a$$ look big? BF: Nope Your A$$ makes the dress look big.
   
2. I don`t mind people sneezing in public. It`s that "Pre-sneeze face" they make that scares the hell out of me.
   
3. Today I seek some truth and fulfilment but I’ll settle for some bacon.
   
4. If everyone would stop screaming, I`m sure we`d all agree I`m not supposed to be in this women`s restroom.
   
5. I did 10 minutes of cardio this morning. I was still drunk from last night, and I was trying to tie my shoes but whatever.
   
6. You`re never too old to learn stupid sh!t
   
7. My best relationship advice: Make sure you`re the crazy one.
   
8. If “dress for the job you want” were true, there would be a lot more people wearing capes.
   
9. Somebody told me I`m horrible with names.
   
10. To the lady at Costco with her son on a leash. I`m sorry that I asked if he was a rescue.
    
11. Decided to get in touch with my feminine side today... I made myself a sandwich!
    
12. People will believe anything if you whisper it.
    
13. Vodka isn`t the answer... but it makes you forget the question :P
    
14. My friend`s Jeep was broken into and she acted so surprised about it. Your car is held together by zippers! It`s as secure as my pants.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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