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1. You just don`t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
   
2. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.
   
3. "i wasn`t that drunk"..Dude!you tied me to a chair and bitch-slapped me,yelling "where`s Harry Potter!!"
   
4. As often as I lose lighters and sunglasses, it`s a good thing I never had kids. Or did I?
   
5. I gauge a person’s wealth by the level of protection on their iPhone. No case, huge salary.
   
6. Shout out to bees, willing to kill themselves just to inconvenience a hater.
   
7. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
   
8. The queen honey bee has up to 40 sexual partners a day, just like your ex.
   
9. My swear jar has more money in it than my bank account.
   
10. If you have no internet history you silently admit wrong doing.
    
11. I`m absolutely nailing this "I give a sh!t" face today!
    
12. That frustrating feeling when the microwave trips the circuit breaker and you have no idea how much longer your lunch needs to be nuked.
    
13. Letting my dad play Angry Birds on my iPad is like showing a caveman fire.
    
14. I quit beer every time I wake up hung over
    
    
    
    
    
    

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