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1. Is there anyone called Phillip here? I found your screwdriver.
   
2. Tattoos are like potato chips. You can`t have just one.
   
3. Just saw that my wife was googling ballroom dancing lessons and now I`m hoping that she`s having an affair.
   
4. Some people should use a glue stick instead of a chap stick.
   
5. They should put Prince on the $20 bill and call it $19.99... It`s "The bill formerly known as a twenty."
   
6. Laughter is the best medicine (that my insurance is willing to cover)
   
7. Happy St. Patrick`s Day to the fool that gave up alcohol for Lent.
   
8. I changed my name in my daughters phone to God...just texted her and said "I saw that"
   
9. If anyone has any terrible ideas, I`ve historically been very open to them.
   
10. Watch out! It’s quite possible some of my best mistakes haven’t been made yet.
    
11. I hate it when TV shows say they contain "adult situations" but then don`t show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up their kid`s vomit.
    
12. People in glass houses can throw whatever they want. They live in a glass house, I`m not expecting them to be practical
    
13. People always say that alcohol kills... but if you think about it .... it causes many births too.
    
14. I`ve got worms !!!! ......... worms in me garden
    
    
    
    
    
    

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