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1. Summer vacation: Where you drink triple, see double and act single.
   
2. I just found out people are playing golf online. And I thought my life sucked!
   
3. The most terrifying thing a woman can say to me is "notice anything different?"
   
4. In relationships, it’s important to pay attention to the person’s likes and dislikes. My parole officer, for example, hates to be tickled.
   
5. The future is much like the present, only longer.
   
6. Please don’t mistake my personality for flirting. Just because I’m awesome doesn’t mean I like you.
   
7. A lie is just a great story that someone ruined by telling the truth.
   
8. Answering my phone and saying... FBI fraud division. Has really cut down on the telemarketers.
   
9. Save the US Postal Service. Have the Jehovah Witness and Mormons deliver the mail.
   
10. Just washed my car with the squeegee at the gas station.
    
11. Exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. - Jehovah`s Fitness.
    
12. “Screw it” – My final thought before making most decisions.
    
13. Sidenote #2: Always have your middle finger ready on standby.
    
14. Nobody talk to me until I`ve Instagrammed my coffee.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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