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1. Years ago, my girlfriend said, “It’s me or the beer!” I wonder how she doing…
   
2. I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help.
   
3. You know you are old when people keep telling you how young you look.
   
4. I`m not saying women are smarter than men, but it`s kinda ironic that there`s so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders.
   
5. If you have attention deficit disorder, throwing boomerangs isn`t for you.
   
6. So glad my face doesn’t have a progress bar that shows how much I’m understanding what other people are saying.
   
7. Sometimes my kid likes me, but I`m pretty sure it`s only because I`m his Oreo dealer.
   
8. OK I`ve stumbled out of bed and made it to the computer- and another Facebook day begins!
   
9. It is possible to stay in your room all day and be perfectly happy.
   
10. my entire life is a "had to be there" moment
    
11. You know you are the ugly one if they ask you to take the photo.
    
12. Making good decisions doesn’t really go with my outfit.
    
13. The most exercise I get from my exercise ball is when I move it around in my apartment so that it`s not in my way.
    
14. In life you will meet all sorts of people, happy, moody, shy, loud, weird, and then there`s me So deal with it mmuhaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa that`s right !
    
    
    
    
    
    

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