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Monica & Chandler’s twins would be 9 this year, Pheobe’s triplets 14, Ben 18, and Emma 11. Let’s just take a moment to let that sink in.
I`ve decided to go my own way and think "inside the box" to be different ... Wow its dark in here!
Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?
Relatives - Because sometimes you need reminding of your bad genes too.
Do you ever get that feeling that you are being watched? Because if it is bothering you, I can stop.
I have a life, I have the best life in the world. Oh wait sitting around watching Netflix and eating pizza rolls isn`t a life. I guess i was wrong then. :( bummer
North Korea no!, really, go home! now you are really drunk!
Eventually, the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics.
I always feel a little kinky whenever the lady at Starbucks asks me if I’d like whipped cream on it.
I read Facebook for the pictures.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
I use these ( ... ) a lot. For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots.
I always win at chess ... by hitting my opponent with a brick.
I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people know where my tolerance level is at.
My facebook has been rated PG for Poor Guy