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Finally got my Bon Jovi Sat Nav working... Wooahh we`re half way there.
I`ve been told my posts are too depressing but what does it matter. We`ll all be dead soon anyway.
My friends think I never listen to their opinions... like I give a sh*t what they think.
If ignorance really was bliss we`d have a lot more really happy people around here.
Having a favorite homeless person is weird, right?
If you feel down because you had a bad day! Chin up! Tomorrow is another day and the worst has yet to come!
Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.
The funniest thing about this Facebook status is by the time you realize it doesn`t say anything important, it`s to late for you to stop reading it ... sucker
I wonder if they let me grow cannabis on Farmville, I`ll be able to sell it on Mafia Wars?
I`ve got my wise-ass in my smartypants so I`m ready for anything!
I`m putting more thought into my Halloween costume than into my job.
Man: "You look nice today..." Woman: "Was I ugly yesterday?"
I don`t care about Disney lying about the Prince Charmings out there. I`m more annoyed that random woodland creatures won`t clean my house.
Tonight I`m playing hard to get off the sofa.
I don`t hate you, but I hope you fall in love and get married.