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If Facebook was school I swear we would all have perfect attendance.
I joined weight watchers last month, so far I lost 38 dollars...
Sleep feels the way pizza tastes.
Today I made sushi at home for the first time. I subsituted a hotdog for the raw tuna, a bun for the rice, and mustard for the wasabi!
No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your salad and be sad.
Man, those 2013 Mayan Calenders are REALLY hard to find...
justin bieber
Too bad the little guy "Tattoo" from Fantasy Island isn`t around anymore. They could ask HIM where the plane is!
LIKE if you talk to yourself and laugh because you’re just that hilarious.
I’m sorry I offended you with my common sense.
When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."? No one is that happy
I know how to wink my eye in like twelve different languages.
The same people that made fun of me for my calculator watch in high school are now wearing Apple watches.
Just stopped by my old high school and updated my phone number on all the bathroom stalls.
The only reason any of us can spell laboratory is because of Dexter.