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I don’t care if it’s 4 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.
No one’s going to do it for you. It’s up to just you to make naps a priority in your life.
You say stalker. I say unpaid private investigator.
The best part about having an old VW is driving down the road and watching people punch the sh!t out of each other.
I`m confused as to whether I`m supposed to leap or hump today.
“Hi I’m an evil ghost with the ability to defy time & space, but I think the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door.”
I like to pee on car windows in subzero weather, happy scraping
I`ll be a morning person when it`s Christmas.
GIRLS: To make a guy panic, simply ask, " Notice anything different?`... works EVERY time
The way I see it, every Friday is Good Friday.
Love your neighbor, but don`t get caught...
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
I`m "BE KIND & REWIND" years old.
Wonders why we can`t just all get a Long....Island Iced Tea?!?
believes saying "hi" with a big smile can brighten anyone´s day ... even those who give you the middle finger for cutting them off in traffic.