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Facebook is like Chinese food. When you think you had enough, you want more.
I may not be the smartest guy in the world, or the richest guy in the world, or the best-looking guy in the world, but,....Oh,hell. Now I`m depressed.
Proposing to a woman isn’t like choosing a life-long business partner. It’s more like hiring your own boss.
is spending my children´s inheritance.
Not to brag, but they know me by name at the liquor store and the police station.
I refuse to jump on the `I hate Mondays` bandwagon. I hate all workdays equally
I don`t get why people find drunk texts annoying. You`re the person they`re thinking of when their brain can`t even function properly.
I swear if my memory gets any worse, i`ll be able to plan my own surprise party.
You say mystery bruise, I say drinking badge of honor.
Over 500 channels and not a DAMN THING to watch! I suppose I should subscribe to some of them...
For the love of God, single people, stop looking for love or you`ll end up married.
A piñata is NOT a good idea for a Halloween costume.
NASA has confirmed that December 21, late afternoon, the sky will be very dark. It is an interesting phenomenon called "night".
My kid go from "omg...you`re impossible I can`t wait until I`m 18!" To "You`re the best mom ever" in a matter of $100
I bet the women who only post about sex are probably some of the nicest men you’ll ever meet in person.