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I wish I could feel as happy as an adult, as I felt as a kid when the teacher wheeled in the TV during class
It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Pokey, but I’ve turned myself around.
Okay, I can`t take it anymore. What in the hell holds the blocks up in Mario Brothers?
Why don`t we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?
Don`t waste your time being difficult. Put forth a little more effort and be impossible.
Thinking about staying in tonight? Nobody looks back in life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.
All i wanna know is how this website knew my name is Guest?
My mind says go to the gym but my heart says food.
My friend told me his girlfriend talks a lot in her sleep..Apparently "I know" was not the right answer...
Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don`t want to look like a dork.
Seen it all, done it all, can´t remember most of it.
I like to walk up to strangers and ask, "Would you take a photo of me?" If they say yes I hand them a photo of me and walk away.
I’m going to start wearing Summer’s Eve as a cologne. The vast majority of beautiful women seem to be attracted to douches.
Once again its friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week....
Still have not used all the free hours from my AOL start up disk