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Sorry I got drunk and angry and said all those things I meant but still shouldn`t have said.
Do you want to know Victoria`s Secret? Their lingerie doesn`t look the same on your girlfriend as it does on their models..
Debt doesn`t buy happiness either.
FYI: The signs that say "Falling Rocks"....I tried it.....it doesn`t.
I`m not trying to brag or anything, but I just got invited to play Candy Crush on FB
So I was looking at my boyfriends facebook page and saw a ton of girls saying they love him. He`s obviously cheating on me. We are so over Zac Efron.
When I`m bored I like to call in sick to places I don`t work for. I`m getting written up at Home Depot
stupidity is a privelege entitled to everyone but you my dear are abusing this right
I`m changing my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts, and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this
I see you liked my status... I accept your invitation for sex.
Someday, somewhere, somehow Iām going to do something.
Why non-smokers don`t take bubble blowing breaks is beyond me
My friend offered me a free pole dance class. I said no. With my debt, the last thing I need to find out is that I`m great at pole dancing.
awkward moment when the dentist is talking to you with his hands on your mouth
Keep reaching for the stars but please get a better deodorant.