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What happens on online stays online, forever and ever.
I may not be the smartest guy in the world, or the richest guy in the world, or the best-looking guy in the world, but,....Oh,hell. Now I`m depressed.
What I learned in college 1.Water bottles are a great way to hide vodka. 2. When your thirsty in the morning you will regret #1.
"Oh wow, it`s a fruit cake! I`m going to eat some of it right now" ...said no one ever.
My little brother just told me I looked stoned as hell. Which is a little weird, considering I don`t have a little brother...
Trying to figure out how to ask a girl on a first date of Netflix and pizza without sounding all serial killery
Sometimes bigger is just heavier
Life in the fast lane ? Heck, I live in oncoming traffic.
Drunk me absolutely loves creating awkward encounters for sober me.
Just dropped off some film to be processed. More on this story as it develops.
I used to like my neighbors until they changed the password to their wi-fi :)
Anyone knows when is Facebook sending us the W-2 forms
So your baby doesn`t know any tricks at all?
My girlfriend told me she wanted me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. Iām thinking about getting her a treadmill.