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To those girls who always put"CRYING" at the end of every status, seriously what do you expect us to do, inbox you a tissue?
So exhausting to have my life changed for the better every time someone posts a screenshot of a famous quote.
Ah Friday my second favorite F Word
I don`t have any "driving the speed limit" music.
"No comment" - said no woman, ever
I`d hate to be a dragon .....I`d get so pissed tryin to blow out my birthday candles.
I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack..
I love therapy sessions because I get to cry for an hour. It usually freaks out my patient, though.
Just in case you are wondering ... I did not go to Jared.
Judging by all the cracking and popping noises my body makes when I work out, I`d say I`m about 74% Rice Krispies.
Humans are so stupid! This is why aliens probe us. They think our brains are up our butts.
Are you always this stupid? or are you just making special effort today...
Everything I like is expensive, illegal, or won’t text me back.
The new Jungle Book movie might be confusing to today`s kids who don`t remember when we had jungles. Or books...
My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself.