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If sex is said to be the best exercise, than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there`s idea. . .
Im at a beer tasting today..so far they all taste the same out of this case...well done Budweiser...well done!!
Never judge a whiskey by its drinker.
The Internet: An electronic version of, "Now, why did I walk into this room?"
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I`d like to read a prescription bottle that says, "May cause extreme sexiness."
I was an atheist, until I realized I was a sex god.
I wanna say something. I´m gonna put it out there. If u like it, u can take it, if you don´t, send it back. "I want to be on you"
Imagine all the amazing places you could take naps if you were Superman.
This may be the wine talking but help he’s drinking me, he’s drinking me.
I dont mind going to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullsh*t
Sorry I wore tear-away pants to your wedding. In my defense I really thought I had on underwear.
I hate brushing my teeth at night. It signifies I can`t have any more food and I`m never ready for that kind of commitment.
Step aside coffee… this is a job for booze.
I have good taste, I just don`t have the money to prove it.
I’m thinking there’s some type of filter that prevents normal people from like my page