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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
I try not to be rude, but some people make it hard work.
I don`t know why beer companies bother with an expiration date. It`s never going to make it anywhere near that.
I have every episode of Hoarders saved on DVD.
Hell yes, I would love to get stoned to death. Wait, rocks?! What rocks?
I really hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?
Find a penny pick it up and all day long you`ll have good luck. Or some kind of virus because pennies are dirty and gross.
Patience Is When Playing TETRIS And U Let Those Bricks Fall On Their Own Without Speeding Them Down
I gotta go guys. I just found out my lunch break isn`t 3 hours long.
Was just thinking …. What would the world be like if McDonalds delivered?
My problem is that all food is comfort food
I really don`t know what the big deal is about Black Friday. I black out every Friday....
Sorry a remote fell out when you took off my bra
How dare the NFL build walls to keep fans that haven`t paid for a ticket from entering the game!
I was the only one that cared when Jimmy cracked corn.