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The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax
They should turn off Netflix at 1:00am for people with jobs and no willpower....bastards
According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, You`re actually a few million years late. That star is dead, just like your dreams.
Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
Why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?
You only live once.......Unless someone has a defribrilator
I’m classically trained in the art of Nintendo.
The best things in life are free, but they still screw you on shipping.
When a cashier asks if you have a rewards card, look down, sigh, and say, "My wife took everything when she left"
I spend the first half of work fantasizing about all the different places I could go for lunch.
If someone says "I`m a sub-par golfer" does that mean they`re good at golf, or bad?
Apparently “cheesecake & tacos” wasn’t the answer the interviewer was looking for when he asked me what my weaknesses are.
Life Lesson: Never ever, ever do anything you wouldn`t want to explain to a nurse in a busy ER.
Crossfit is the healthiest way to get rid of your friends.
Some people come into your life as blessings, others come into your life as lessons.