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So, when is this Old Enough To Know Better thing supposed to kick in?
Any question is a hard hitting question when it`s written on a brick and thrown full force at your face.
363 shopping days `til Christmas and some people already have their lights up.
Such a relief when things I`ve been meaning to do become things I meant to do but now it`s too late.
Instead of cars warning us of stupid things, like the door is open, it should tell us useful things, like there`s a cop hiding in the bushes
My boss calls it a cubicle. I call it a happiness deprivation chamber.
Last New Year my resolution was 1920x1080 , this year it`s to be less of a nerd.
If the TV show "Cops" has taught me anything, it`s to stay away from people with blurry faces....... they always seem to attract trouble.......
Pretty sure I look forward to my boss` vacation`s more than he does.
Since they`re loud and heavily scented already, Abercrombie & Fitch stores really are the ideal spot to go fart.
No, whenever there`s trouble, YOU always seem to be around ... officer.
If God didn`t want us to eat Animals he wouldn`t made them out of meat.
*during sex,I suddenly stop moving* Her: What are you doing? Me: SHHHHH It`s ok...I saw this on Pornhub, It`s called Buffering!
One man`s LOL is another man`s WTF
The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you.