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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy then seeing someone actually having a good life.
Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence.
In today`s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
Never throw sunglasses in an argument. If they land perfectly on your opponent`s face there is no known comeback.
I don`t like thinking before I say something. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth
My personality is 30% the last movie I watched.
I just stepped on a cornfkake does that make me a cereal killer ?
I thought a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it only changes the color of the baby.
I thought she asked if I was interested in an orgy. Turns out she really said "4G." My apologies to the lady at the Verizon kiosk.
When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead but other people do. The same is true when you are stupid.
Oh, so you are thinking about me? I am also thinking about myself.....
When you`re a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them.
The best person to get thrown in jail with would have to be the Kool-Aid Man.
Every time I`m about to win an argument with my wife, someone wakes me up...