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How to get a woman mad in 2 easy steps: 1. Take a picture of her. 2. Don`t show it to her.
My doctor said he`s been practicing for 30 years. When will he start doing his job for real?
Please do not read this.
Keychains were invented so that you can lose all of your keys at once.
How come know-it-alls don`t know how annoying they are?
Social experiments where skinny people wear fat suits teach us to be nicer to fat people because it might be a skinny person in a fat suit.
“Too much milk left need more cereal” always leads to “too much cereal need more milk”
You call it free samples, I call it a free all you can eat buffet.
Guy advice #221: Starting a load of laundry in the washing machine and then starting a load in the dryer counts as `2 loads` - just sayin`!
I can tell by your boobs that you`ve never seen a bar tab.
Is bloodletting still in use today? Just thinking...I know a couple of people here that may be in need of some bloodletting
Instead of spending $2,000 on a purse, some of you ladies should use the money for therapy sessions.
Trojan should be sponsoring Teen Mom. That show is the best advertisement for why you should always wear condoms.
No, I CAN’T believe how early it’s getting dark. After 4 billion years of this happening I was sure this would be the year it didn’t.
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.