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According to a recent survey, 98% of people responded with `Go away.`
Summer is here. I`m in the process of moving all my bad habits outside.
“Until death do us part” means we’re all single in heaven, right?
To the woman with six screaming kids in Walmart, if you wonder how those condoms got in your cart, you’re welcome.
Five little words that will win my heart, "I brought beer and pizza."
Being with you is like listening to golf on the radio.
People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society.
i forgot how to put a status ... can anyone help me ?
I think my smart phone is making fun of me behind my back.
Sometimes people don`t notice or appreciate the things we do for them, until we stop doing it. They are like, “Why don’t you stalk me anymore”
When I get married I plan on introducing my spouse as my ex-fiancé just to mess with people.
You know you`re a mom when someone says they have a stomach ache and you ask if they pooped today.
New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....
I`m awesome ... Don`t question it, just deal with it.
The squirrels must be gathering nuts. Three of my neighbors have disappeared.