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Life is too short to be angry and hold grudges. Just slap them in the face and move on!
I`m looking for a new personal trainer, the last one didn`t work out
When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead, but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid.
"You have the right to remain silent so as not to incriminate yourself" -- 5th Amendment, understood by nobody on Facebook.
Coaster? You`re assuming I plan to put my drink down...
I don`t understand why people have to "get ready" for bed....I`m always ready for bed.
Waldo wears stripes because he doesn`t want to be spotted !
Debate?.....isn`t that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
Nothing is more heartbreaking than unappreciated sarcasm!
I don`t wanna be told what to do unless I`m naked
People pay to sponsor animals in the wild and get pic updates on it. Well if anyone would like to sponsor me I will send you a selfie a day.
I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness.
I`m no super genius, but I bet the most effective way to lose "baby weight" is to have the baby.
I`m not saying my ex wasn`t pretty, but every time my wallet got stolen the thief would return her picture.
Bring a side? Like, of alcohol?