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Ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so when you look in your rearview mirror you don`t confuse it with the other giant siren cubes.
If you raise your children, you spoil your grandkids. If you spoil your children, you raise your grandkids.
"Memory foam pillow fights". That`s one fight you`ll never forget.
Job interview: Please tell us why you’d love to work for us? ME: I need money :)
Don’t underestimate my ability to be hungry.
the `real` me doesnt do facebook
I prefer to call it a “Ta-Da” list. Cause it’d be amazing if I actually accomplished anything on it.
I am at my most hostage negotiator when I see my 3 year old with a permanent marker without a lid.
thinks we need to think like a first grade teacher and separate Romney and Gingrich next time they debate!
"keep moving.....nothing to see here"
There`s this cool trick I do where I post whatever the f*ck I want becasue this is my account, not yours.
My therapist says I am too preoccupied by vengeance.... We`ll see about that.
Well it`s almost time for that " New Year -- New Me " bullsh_t again!
I want to live in a world where it’s never too late for breakfast food and never too early for pizza.
My misery likes tequila, not company.