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Thursday August 18, 2022



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  1. Just saw someone holding a sign that said "Honk 2 impeach Obama" You`d think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated
  2. Any question is a hard hitting question when it`s written on a brick and thrown full force at your face.
  3. I like how adding a little OJ to a glass of champagne says “I’m classy” instead of “It’s nine in the morning and I have a drinking problem.”
  4. I wonder if any Disney managers ever start a meeting off with "What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?"
  5. I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes.
  6. If you are stalking me, please keep up, I have a lot of errands today.
  7. Three guys walk into a bar. Two ended up with a concussion, the other needed 4 stitches.
  8. I honestly don’t care if you think I’m crazy. You’re just a figment of my imagination anyway.
  9. Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say "Give me the dumbest thing you can think of."
  10. Woke up to my teen cleaning the house for "no reason" and now I have a mystery to solve.
  11. Today everything gets answered by the magic eight ball
  12. what I hate about technology is that even my book ran out of batteries
  13. I hate it when old people poke you at weddings and say you`re next. So I`ve started poking them at funerals
  14. You sure do seem to know a lot about love and relationships for someone who spends 22 hours a day on Facebook.