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1. Nothing says you`re ugly like Facebook asking, "are you sure you want to make this your profile picture ?"
   
2. I have a feeling my dying words will be "Honey, I was just joking."
   
3. About to try ordering subway without saying um... Wish me luck!
   
4. You know you`re old when you think "pokemon" is a gay rastafarian
   
5. Remember, no matter how bad a day you may be having, no matter how sh!tty a situation you may be in... I`m feeling great. So it`s all good!
   
6. Sometimes I think I`m a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am.
   
7. My wife made me coffee this morning & winked at me when she handed me the cup. I`ve never been more scared of a drink in all my life.
   
8. I`d like to give a shoutout to all the people who are going through an identity crisis, you know who you are... I think.
   
9. Not sure what my spirit animal is, but I am sure it has rabies
   
10. I’m no Dr. Phil, but I bet if you tell at least 5 people to f*ck off today, you’ll feel better.
    
11. “Yes” is a perfectly legitimate response when asked how many drinks you’ve consumed.
    
12. FYI....just in case something happens.....The cashier at the liquor store down the street is my emergency contact person.
    
13. Life is all about tough decisions such as… Getting enough sleep or staying on the internet.
    
14. If you Google the word `overreacting` there`s a picture of me using a fire extinguisher on a spider.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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