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- You can stop lifting weights now; it’s actually your personality that nobody likes.
- Relationship status: my cat won`t sit still for our selfies.
- Valentines Day is the only day of the year that the guy with the smallest package gets the girl.
- If life is a Bitch, then why hasn´t it made me a Sandwich?
- The ultimate act of trust is buying your spouse a gun, and then showing them the correct way to use it.
- Most people don`t think I`m as old as I am until they hear me stand up.
- On your birthday I think the Airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide.
- The skeletons in your closet are suggesting that you upgrade to a double wide, walk-in.
- When someone says “You just made my day,” it makes my day.
- I finally quit eating pizza for good, now I only eat pizza for evil.
- My dog just saved my life by ferociously barking at nothing outside.
- Right now my glass is half empty...Hey Bartender!!!
- Seriously, dude...Is there a name for what`s wrong with you?
- The less you know, the more you think you do.