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- I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
- my wish for tonight is for the person reading this status to have a Good Night!
- I just realized there are more toes in the world than people
- Wednesday, you’d be a lot cooler if you were Friday night.
- Nothing says “I don’t give a sh!t” like a Hawaiian shirt.
- I hate when my mom tells people I`m 503 months old.
- My doctor told me to start killing people. Well it wasn`t those exact words. He said I needed to reduce the stress in my life.
- I hear voices ... and they don`t like you.
- You know it´s cold outside when during rush hour you get the mitten instead of the finger.
- You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions.
- I give movies with 2 stars a 5 on Netflix because if I sat through this piece of sh!t, I want you to as well.
- Okay, enough procrastination. Time for excuses.
- I`m disgusted by the thought of people updating their status while sitting on the toilet like I am right now.
- Imagine coming home from a long vacation and finding your bathroom towels are wet from just being used. I can do that to your ex if you want.