Monday December 05, 2022

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  1. Sorry that offended you, I really didn’t think you’d get it.
  2. I want my next girl to be crazy but more "Lets have sex in public" crazy rather than "I throw hot coffee in your face" crazy.
  3. Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?
  4. You can’t call them “love handles” if nobody loves you
  5. That awkward moment when you have 10+ tabs open and you can`t figure out which one the music is coming from.
  6. While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one.
  7. Don`t talk to me until I`ve had my coffee, my breakfast, lunch, juice, dinner, and at least two glasses of wine.
  8. You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.
  9. Hot singles in your area are dating each other while you sit alone staring at your phone.
  10. Elderly people used to always nudge me at weddings and say "You`re next."What got them to stop is when............I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
  11. If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring.
  12. Are you reading this from a toilet? I`m writing this from one.
  13. I can`t believe people used to have to paint selfies.
  14. Are walruses just vampire manatees?