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1. What do you call a guy who makes "Woman in the Kitchen" jokes? Single.
   
2. I love long legs.... Long sexy legs..... But not on a Spider, I hate long sexy legs on a Spider.
   
3. The only reason I liked your post was because I was trying to clean a smudge off my screen.
   
4. Note to self: Next time, don`t use "continue" as the Safe Word.
   
5. Everybody values honesty, until they have an ugly baby.
   
6. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it´s still on the list.
   
7. Flash mobs are so not what I thought. Now I`ve gotta go find my clothes.
   
8. I laughed more at the Broncos offense then I did at the commercials.
   
9. I ruined my health by drinking to everyone else’s.
   
10. I`ve never done any mistake twice... three, four times may be!
    
11. A real ice cream truck would have melted by now.
    
12. Last night I was thrown out of the casino for misunderstanding the use of the Crap table.
    
13. My last boyfriend used to smile and say "I love you" to me every morning as he left for work. At least I think that`s what he was saying. It can be tricky to lip read through binoculars.
    
14. My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners. Which was weird because it should actually be awarded to the losers.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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