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1. It’s a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green.
   
2. No I don`t think you`re stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking
   
3. Saying the word "awkward" in an awkward situation only makes it more awkward. Especially if you sing it.
   
4. I think the tie was invented by someone who wanted to express how he felt about work but thought an actual noose was too obvious.
   
5. How to live a happy life: 1)Do whatever you want 2)Don`t worry 3)Eat whatever you want 4)Don`t take advice from strangers on the internet
   
6. wishes life would hand me lemons especially today.. that way I`d have something to throw at the people that are pissing me off
   
7. Time to get out of bed and worry from another location.
   
8. I`m not sure how to say this but ... Worcestershire sauce
   
9. A fun thing to do when leaving the Zoo, is too start frantically running and yelling "OMG they`ve all escaped!"
   
10. Get ahead of myself. Sometimes I
    
11. For the record "Wanna do it?" is not foreplay....
    
12. Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo `till i google all over your facebook?
    
13. I see dead people. Well technically they`re stupid people, but give me a few minutes
    
14. Mom: Some scary old lady keeps FaceTiming me. Me: Mom, turn your camera around and she’ll go away.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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