Tuesday March 21, 2023

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  1. I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
  2. my wish for tonight is for the person reading this status to have a Good Night!
  3. I just realized there are more toes in the world than people
  4. Wednesday, you’d be a lot cooler if you were Friday night.
  5. Nothing says “I don’t give a sh!t” like a Hawaiian shirt.
  6. I hate when my mom tells people I`m 503 months old.
  7. My doctor told me to start killing people. Well it wasn`t those exact words. He said I needed to reduce the stress in my life.
  8. I hear voices ... and they don`t like you.
  9. You know it´s cold outside when during rush hour you get the mitten instead of the finger.
  10. You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions.
  11. I give movies with 2 stars a 5 on Netflix because if I sat through this piece of sh!t, I want you to as well.
  12. Okay, enough procrastination. Time for excuses.
  13. I`m disgusted by the thought of people updating their status while sitting on the toilet like I am right now.
  14. Imagine coming home from a long vacation and finding your bathroom towels are wet from just being used. I can do that to your ex if you want.