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- I like the parts of the day when food happens.
- So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.
- Apparently, “I had an interview with a better company” is not an acceptable reason for being late for work.
- The best things in life are free, but they still screw you on shipping.
- "How about if I put a balloon over it? Would you touch it then?" -guy who invented condoms
- My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him an XBOX game for his Playstation.
- No one in my family has ever actually used the Olive Garden gift card. We just keep passing it down from generation to generation.
- Have you ever wondered if God looks down at you in a humorous moment, chuckles to himself, and says "yeah I made that!"
- Respect your parents, they pay for your internet.
- a walk in the woods helps me to relax and release tension the fact that I`m dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant.
- Wives give sound advice. 99% sound, 1% advice.
- I wouldn`t say I "missed" your call.
- “I wonder how much weight I’ve lost.” -Me, after eating one healthy meal.
- I went by the Gym today. Its the third time this week............. One of these day`s I might actually go in.