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Saturday July 20, 2024



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.





  1. Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called “fun sized” should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment.
  2. Just seen the new Batman shampoo in Costco. I can`t believe they haven`t paired it up with a conditioner Gordon.
  3. I like having an ex ...it gives me something to do on Facebook at 3 in the morning.
  4. If life is a Bitch, then why hasn´t it made me a Sandwich?
  5. I`m lucky to be broke at a time when minimalism and sustainability are in style.
  6. My friend told me he wants to be a secret agent. Based on that alone, I don`t think he`d be a good secret agent.
  7. Law and Order is just Blue`s Clues for adults.
  8. I`m so pissed right now! I`m about to open a can of... Wait…WTF??!! Since when did they start putting child-proof lids on the cans of whoop-ass? A little help please...
  9. Good things come to those who wait. Better things come if you stop f*cking around and make sh!t happen.
  10. You post all of your drama on Facebook. Then get upset when people judge you? You must be a special kind of stupid.
  11. You never know how dirty a song’s lyrics are…until you hear a child sing them.
  12. Does this couch I`m laying on make me look unmotivated?
  13. I`ll always be here for you ... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I`ll be over there for you.
  14. This status update is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you would not have been notified.