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1. Well kids, texting wasn`t always easy. In my day, you had to work for it. You had to want it. You need an S? You had to click that 7 button FOUR TIMES.
   
2. No one is more confident than a drunk girl wearing a guy’s hat sideways.
   
3. I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
   
4. Some people have a natural talent for stupid. Others take that talent and actually ENHANCE it!
   
5. There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
   
6. You can`t make me believe there`s a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers.
   
7. I see you liked my status... I accept your invitation for sex.
   
8. Why do they have “limited edition” scented candles? Are there crazy people collecting these things?
   
9. When someone says “You just made my day,” it makes my day.
   
10. Monday: A terrible way to spend 1/7 of your life.
    
11. I just saved a lot of money in child support by switching to condoms!
    
12. This strip mall certainly is misleading And I probably should put my clothes back on now.
    
13. Whenever I feel all alone in the world, I remind myself that I`m a valued customer at several grocery stores.
    
14. Hey Lady!, I just deposited $43 dollars in THIS bank.. DON`T FROWN AT ME WHEN I TAKE 3 SUCKERS!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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