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Thursday June 30, 2022



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. Since you were smiling when you tazed me, I`m guessing we still have a chance.
  2. Some of the nicest women you`ll meet on Facebook are men.
  3. This day is only a margarita away from being a good one.
  4. Is it just me, or do mirrors look really sexy?
  5. I finally got some "me time" being away from the kids. Two whole hours. Would have gotten more, but my knees started getting numb from crouching behind the dryer.
  6. When I procrastinate, current me really expects a lot out of future me.
  7. is having some serious PMS: Parked Motorcycle Syndrome!
  8. What doesn`t kill you makes you have lots of hospital bills.
  9. I should win an Oscar for acting like I`m busy at work.
  10. Life advice: Enjoy the f*ck out of it. It`s that simple.
  11. I`ve officially met everyone`s mother yesterday via Facebook so I`m pretty sure that takes me out of the friend zone here ladies
  12. I swear my toddler yells at me in Vietnamese
  13. Even if gas prices go down, I´m still going to siphon gas from my neighbor´s car because I like the adrenaline rush and he´s an a$$hole
  14. No matter how nice I ask random people, nobody will take me to Funkytown.