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1. I`m still waiting for that fairly tale scene where the animals clean everything for me.
   
2. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of Alcohol
   
3. I love my work, but I would also love to never have to do it again.
   
4. I love long legs.... Long sexy legs.....But not on a Spider, I hate long sexy legs on a Spider.
   
5. My wife wants to have more kids but I don`t want to have to learn anyone else`s name.
   
6. Sometimes I get up really early, drink some coffee and read some awesome motivational quotes. Then I go back to bed.
   
7. People should have to pass an IQ test to use the internet.
   
8. Why the hell do we still use snow shovels when flame throwers are available?
   
9. Don`t think I didn`t notice that you deleted your status when no one Liked it.
   
10. I just told my wife it took her longer to pick a Netflix movie than it took me to pick out her engagement ring and that was a bad analogy.
    
11. My new year`s resolution is that donuts have no calories.
    
12. I thought my life would include more impromptu sing-alongs.
    
13. I dont mind going to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullsh*t
    
14. This day will end with either wine or shopping. Probably both.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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