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Sunday April 21, 2024



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  1. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve opened the refrigerator and thought, What am I doing inside the refrigerator?
  2. Have you ever seen the look on a mans face when he is truly sorry? Yeah, me either!
  3. Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. LOL. But on the up side, it is fun!! ;)
  4. I`ll call it a "smart phone" the day I yell, "Where`s my freaking phone?!" and it answers, "I`m here! Under your jacket!"
  5. Is there another word for synonym?
  6. My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him an XBOX game for his Playstation.
  7. It’s not that I don’t want kids, it’s just that I don’t want a minivan.
  8. If relationship breakups never existed, the music industry would go Bankrupt !
  9. I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
  10. I think I bought just enough fireworks to get my neighbor to move.
  11. At what age is it appropriate to tell my friends that they`re imaginary?
  12. Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
  13. I’m holding cheerleader tryouts for my fantasy football team.
  14. My diet could best be described as, "unchaperoned child at a birthday party."