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1. My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks.
   
2. That awkward moment when you run into someone and there`s no where to hide
   
3. Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.
   
4. The worst part of being naked is not having pockets.
   
5. Someone needs to take a chain saw to your family tree.
   
6. The wrong time to have a seizure is probably during a Harlem Shake Video.
   
7. sometimes... late at night... i rearrange traffic signs. people need to be challenged.
   
8. Unless otherwise stated, I have no idea what I’m talking about.
   
9. I gave my cat 7up, now it has 16 lives
   
10. You are not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.
    
11. Love is... saving money to buy her shoes!
    
12. TIP OF THE DAY: If you can`t afford porn, just turn on tennis and shut your eyes.
    
13. I am not real pumped up about the Super Bowl this year!
    
14. Pro tip: Go the the gym on one of those 1 day free passes, take 365 selfies then post one every day.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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