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- A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.
- The only thing worse than dramatic girls facebook statuses…dramatic guys Facebook statuses.
- I`m not shy. I`m just being quiet because I know that if I open my mouth to speak, a flow of never- ceasing, insulting comment directed at you will immediately spew from within me.
- On the first day of school, I tell all my students to rip up their textbooks ..then I leave before their REAL teacher arrives.
- I hope your day is as nice as your butt.
- I`m easily influenced... That`s why I try not to watch too much porn
- Sometimes, talking to a woman requires a translator.
- That awkward moment when your parents don’t appreciate the hilarious child they have.
- If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night the rice will attract Asians who will fix your phone for you.
- I haven`t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn`t want to interrupt her.
- A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
- I can`t go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes.
- It`s amazing the things I can remember when I don`t need to remember anything.
- Just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellant. Now, he’ll never have any friends.