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Tuesday February 18, 2025



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  1. If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it and shove it up your a$$
  2. It may look like I’m having really deep thoughts but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I’m going to eat later.
  3. I don`t have a smartphone I have a phone that shows potential but doesn`t apply itself
  4. The iPad Air is named after what`s left in your bank account when you buy one.
  5. Imagine how fun Pringles would be if the cans were spring-loaded.
  6. Coworker: What did you do this weekend? Me: Dug holes in the woods. And that is how you get people to shut up.
  7. Sometimes I order fajitas at a restaurant just to get more attention.
  8. Instead of having a child, I intend to spend my life acting like one.
  9. What do you mean my bathrobe is inappropriate? Isn`t it casual Friday?!
  10. How many decades of knowing someone before it`s rude to ask what their name is?
  11. To all who called into work drunk today. Happy St Patrick`s Day.
  12. Screw doing situps...teddy bears don`t and everyone loves them.
  13. Word of the day is bishop: My aunt fell down the stairs and I had to pick the bishop.
  14. I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people know where my tolerance level is at.