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1. Running on two hours of sleep I’m either way too happy or violently homicidal.
   
2. My 6 yo just chugged a bottle of water in 30 seconds. Now I`m fearful of her college days.
   
3. Tonight’s forecast. Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.
   
4. We can`t cure cancer, diabetes or PMS, but we have 10 different pills to make a mans happy place bigger.
   
5. Sö î hèãrd ÿôu lìkê gùÿš with ácçeñts?
   
6. You don’t look like 200 likes in person.
   
7. Have you ever stopped to think, and forgot to start again?
   
8. I like to keep bartenders on their toes by making up drinks on the spot. "Yeah, I`ll take a Dirty Hammock."
   
9. My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
   
10. If a lesbian c*ckblocks another lesbian, is that considered a beaver dam?
    
11. This coffee would work better if I could throw it at people.
    
12. Still have my French Maid costume in case any of you have a dirty house. I`ll be happy to sit there and look sexy while your wife cleans....
    
13. "This is groundbreaking stuff." - Inventor of the shovel
    
14. Finding a needle in a haystack is quite easy if you just set the hay on fire.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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