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Sunday March 03, 2024



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. I like the parts of the day when food happens.
  2. So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.
  3. Apparently, “I had an interview with a better company” is not an acceptable reason for being late for work.
  4. The best things in life are free, but they still screw you on shipping.
  5. "How about if I put a balloon over it? Would you touch it then?" -guy who invented condoms
  6. My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him an XBOX game for his Playstation.
  7. No one in my family has ever actually used the Olive Garden gift card. We just keep passing it down from generation to generation.
  8. Have you ever wondered if God looks down at you in a humorous moment, chuckles to himself, and says "yeah I made that!"
  9. Respect your parents, they pay for your internet.
  10. a walk in the woods helps me to relax and release tension the fact that I`m dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant.
  11. Wives give sound advice. 99% sound, 1% advice.
  12. I wouldn`t say I "missed" your call.
  13. “I wonder how much weight I’ve lost.” -Me, after eating one healthy meal.
  14. I went by the Gym today. Its the third time this week............. One of these day`s I might actually go in.