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1. Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife’s can shorten it.
   
2. Friends are like boobs... Some are real some are fake.
   
3. I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
   
4. You have a point. It`s just not very sharp
   
5. I hate mixed messages. They`re great.
   
6. Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There`s liquor and you can`t hear them.
   
7. I will have you know I have FRIENDS! All 10 seasons.
   
8. That awkward moment when you realise you have way more internet friends than real friends.
   
9. I told my girlfriend to get me a newspaper. Dont be silly, she replied. Borrow my iPad. That spider never knew what f*cking hit it.
   
10. People who live in bouncy castles shouldn’t throw darts.
    
11. You might call it ‘whipped.’ I call it `guy who’s getting laid.’
    
12. I`m the type of person who goes out to a restaurant and orders a veggie burger with cheese and bacon on it.
    
13. I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my family and friends expect that for free.
    
14. People with no money sure do have a lot of pot.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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