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1. If a guy runs his fingers through your hair, there is a 33.3% chance you are being used as a napkin.
   
2. If you cry loudly enough at a Walmart everyone will just assume you work there.
   
3. One day, I will solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be with alcohol.
   
4. I screamed a Brazilian times during that waxing.
   
5. Marriage. Because your sh!tty day doesn`t have to end at work.
   
6. Headaches are when the voices inside my head get into a fist fight.
   
7. Dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows
   
8. We Should Have A Way Of Telling People Their Breath Stinks Without Hurting Their Feelings. Like: "I`m bored, let`s go brush our teeth"
   
9. Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn`t realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It`s causing quite a stir...
   
10. Whenever I watch the TV show Friends, I imagine I`m the seventh friend, Dirk, who just stays home while all his friends do stuff without him.
    
11. It feels like one of them days..... ya know? When you wanna fart and blame the other person for it!
    
12. I’m planning on ringing the new year in with a kiss ... whether my dog likes it or not.
    
13. So how many pokes does it take before its considered a heavy petting?
    
14. Cute things to put in a letter to your boyfriend/girlfriend; I adore you. You complete me. Must stay 500 yards away at all times.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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