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1. I get in this weird mood where I don`t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood `Awake`
   
2. Not sure if this Adderall is working but I just made a pros and cons list about pros and cons lists.
   
3. The problem with trouble is that it always starts out as fun.
   
4. Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster.
   
5. I just ordered a Life Alert bracelet so if I ever get a life I`ll be notified immediately.
   
6. Never take advice from me, you`ll only end up drunk......
   
7. Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it`s like a high-five for your feet.
   
8. Pretty sure I look forward to my boss` vacation`s more than he does.
   
9. I`m going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I am outstanding.
   
10. Just completed my sexual harassment training and I think I`m finally ready to start harassing people.
    
11. 1) Go to Starbucks 2) Order coffee 3) Tell them your name is Waldo 4) Leave
    
12. Treat your mom to a margarita this mothers day! Remember you`re the reason she drinks.
    
13. Lightning is like God`s way of saying "Get out of that tree you pervert!"
    
14. People say that I have no idea what hard work is. That`s not true! I know exactly what it is... How do you think I avoid it so easily?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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